Uhh, how do I start this blog??? Wait, I know! RANDOM SENTENCES!!! Wait, maybe I should explain why I’m doing this to myself. I’M LOCKED IN A DUNGEON AND THERE IS ONLY A SMALL WINDOWS XP COMPUTER THAT SOMEHOW LOADS THIS PAGE. PLEASE SOMEONE SEND HELP ASAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1) My bicycle is quite green, even though I CLEARLY asked for a blue one.
2) 😢 My biscuit wrapper is empty… WHAT HAVE I DONE???!!
3) I hate bubbles of any kind, because they always go into MY EYES!!!
4) Pink is disgusting! (as well as purple!!)
5)Fire into space, our planet can’t handle all us!
Ethan, after your reaction to the announcement from the 100wc team reminding us to make sure our blogs make sense, your blog was the funniest thing I have read this year and it honestly made me laugh out loud! You manage to write such pessimistic blogs with humour which what makes them amusing and this one really entertained me!
3 HP
Mrs Addleton