Author Archives: Ashlie

So today I saw an …. OGER ahhhh that was neighbours their scared of every thing once I dropped my pet tarantula and they called the police anyway there’s an ogre living next to me . nee nor nee nor that was the ambulance she probably fainted . ok what should I do about the OGER living next door to them and that’s the neighbours . Aha I have a plan instead of this place smelling like a stink bomb just air freshener and I mean lots of it actually that’s to much money lets think of something cheaper maybe we can bath him.

I like my slow tortoise when I walk him I have to use a yellow skateboard so we can ride together. The next day at school my teacher said “Your pencil does not have a point go sharpen it”. My slow tortoise is very slow he is very lazy all he does is sleep and ride on a yellow skateboard. Today I decided to ride around the block with my tortoise. while I was riding with my tortoise some people came up to me and said ” you cant be here your just so crazy” so I rid with my tortoise.

My slow tortoise rid rid and rid till we got home . Oh I did not tell my tortoise name, its spotty. Me and spotty love relaxing at home and watching Netflix with snacks.

so I woke up today and my nan was doing pushups I thought she was doing a yearly workout but it was the same the next day and the day after . I thought she was happy because she is always moody so I asked and she screamed at me so that could not be it so I gave up ….. for now. I looked at my nan the next day and she looked just fine she was back to usual grumpy, lazy ,and shouty. I thought she was not being lazy but she said” IM NOT LAZY WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!” she’s always like that so I’m not scared.

CRAZY NANNY!

My nan did it a again and again she worked out then didn’t its crazy just crazy so I solved it … and I solved it good . I rushed down stairs my nan saw me she asked me” where are you going . I hesitated uhm IMgoingtotheshopwithmum . that was it she found out mum was already at the shop .

I have some unusual socks I lost them a few weeks ago and I have not seen them since. I have been looking for these socks for ages , the last time I found them I put them on and I had powers. Ill tell you all about the powers they gave me, running speed , super strength , invisibility, reading minds and that’s it. I’ve been looking for these socks for ages I think they went on holiday to, antatica or hawie Where did they go. Or they went to my nans or they went to space did they fly long away.