In the beginning I was only 4 years old when I was picking at my belly button and suddenly I felt something spikey… “ow!” I slowly removed the object and pulled it out… A barbecued warty Pringle! I stared at it in amazement and felt a sudden urge to sniff it. *sniff sniff* And I have no idea what made me do this but I slowly lifted it and… *Crunch Crunch*
several weeks later…
I was rushed to the hospital in food poisoning!
don’t eat a warty Pringle from your belly button!