In The Beginning…

Posted by Oli S in 100wc | 7 Comments

In the beginning I was only 4 years old when I was picking at my belly button and suddenly I felt something spikey… “ow!” I slowly removed the object and pulled it out… A barbecued warty Pringle! I stared at it in amazement and felt a sudden urge to sniff it. *sniff sniff* And I have no idea what made me do this but I slowly lifted it and… *Crunch Crunch*

several weeks later…

I was rushed to the hospital in food poisoning!

don’t eat a warty Pringle from your belly button!



 

7 responses to “In The Beginning…”

  1. Gabby's Grandma -Sue de Carteret and Grandad Shane says:

    Love this! Can’t wait to hear some more of your advice for life, …..we certainly won’t be eating a warty Pringle from our belly buttons!

  2. James says:

    Hi Oli,
    I think this blog is your funniest yet. I love it. I like your advice not to eat a warty pringle. You should make a part 2 for it. 🙂

  3. Mrs Addleton says:

    Another classic Oli! I’m not sure a warty Pringle would be spiked, perhaps nobbly? The way you set the blog out added to the timing of the humourous parts and it really did make me laugh
    Mrs Addleton
    2 house points

  4. Mrs Dibben says:

    Haha, this had me grimacing in disgust. Only you could come up with such a unique tale.

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